Otiose Shopping

When I came home from my work,

I found a big cardboard bundle

in a corner of a room.

It was written "Leg Magic EX" in capitals

on the bundle.

........................... Flash on!

I busted out her cooking as soon as

went direct to kitchen.

Ke "Mom! "

She swung round slowly.

Ke "What is that bundle? "

Mo "Oh! You caught me! "

Ke "What would you like to cast a spell on your legs? "

Mo "Well, it seems to be good item.

it is said that if you use this item 1 minute everyday,

you will get thin. "

Ke "You will quit after 3 days anyway. "

Mo "Surely not! I'll get it right everyday! "

Ke"How much was that? "

Mo ".......... 14,000 yen. (about 174.8$)"

Ke "How can it cost that much?! "

Mo "No problem! I'll use it everyday! "

Ke "Does its machine accomplish to

diet in the lower abdomen? "

Mo "If I do foot exercise,

my stomach should slim down.

I don't buy such a item as a joke. "

Ke "Though you don't mean it,

item you brought is balls of big joke! "

I was becoming upset,

so I talked with a dialect☆

I set up it out of necessary.......

And, we use it.

That magic machine take 1 minute

to use a lot of our energy.

My (or mother's) problem is that

until when will she continue to use it?

As of now

she remains on that machine.....

Now then,

I drove to the bonesetter's clinic with my mother.

After healing,

we released a report about our treatments each other.

Ke "How was your cure? "

Mo "When I told my doctor about that machine...... "

Ke "What did your doctor say? "

Mo "He said that the person has hip pain doesn't use it. "

Ke " Σ(;△;Ke)! "

If she use that machine,

she should move strain her hip joint......

Ke "Didn't I tell you that don't buy such a thing? "

Mo "That's because

it took 20 minutes that TV overhyped about it to me. "

Ke "You turned out just as seller's wish! "

14,000 yen disappears as if it sprouted wings and flew away.

The End......

That Machine