Ibaraki Derangement Set

I traveled for our business

with a senior associate to Ibaraki Prefecture.

Let's go to Ooarai city!

Driver was me.

I drove a car in a hurry by driving safety.

〜ε〜ε〜┌(|||´Д｀)ノ

We had a restroom break

at the souvenir shop along the way.

We're not finish our job

so that I had no mind to buy any goods........

Σ【´Д｀●】

..........Ibaraki prefecture got mad!（・∀・）

チョコ mean about "chocolate".

納豆 mean about "Natto(fermented soybeans)"

I brought it.....

When Our jobs finished was 13:30.

After a senior associate told our company

about our assignment,

we broke free!

Let's play in Ooarai city!（ノ´д｀ノ。・goody・。＼´д｀＼）

For me who be a resident of Tochigi prefecture,

The place at the coast is very precious!

Tochigi is no sea.

Before I see sea

we wanted to have lunch.

A Bowl of Rice topped with Salmon & Salmon Caviar.

I'm an enthusiast of salmon. (hhh

After this,

we went to the coast.

Goody! d===(￣∇￣*)b

It's beautiful....

A senior associate sat on the bench,

I walked along water's edge by myself...

λ............

There were many stones of unusual colors.

Come to think of it,

I wanted paperweights that

I use it when I draw a picture.

I picked up several stones here.....

I selected them by put zillion stones to the proof.

A senior associate gave me having several stones

a strange look.

I made it clear to him,

so he said "I pick up it too.....".

He picked up 5 big stones.

Before came back to our office,

we dropped by fish market in Ooarai.

He brought prawns, clams, oyster and more....

I brought only Japanese cracker.

There were objects at the front of the market.

It had a price tag of one million yen(about 12473$).

I wonder if it's real one?

ポーちゃん mean about "poh-chan"

かみつく mean about "bite"

から mean about "because"

さわらないでね mean about "don't touch"

かみつくからさわらないでね

mean about "Don't touch it because it bite you! "

lololol

However can't recognize it's size from this picture,

size of white bear is about 2 meters(about 6.5 feet).

It is too small for white bear.

I wonder if it's a little bear?

Return trip......

After we came by our office,

I led the way him to my practice room.

we had a pleasant chat with cups of tea.

we put in stones.

Hmmm.....

Though predicting,

color of stones changed drastically when dried.

His stones are changed color...

Is they overlarge? (? ´_ゝ｀)

(I didn't say anything......)

I got over about it's color,

but he wouldn't quit.

He " The reason why changed color of stones was

that drained of them.

Please varnish glossing wax on them

to conserve original colors of them. "

.............................Huh?! ∑(ﾟωﾟﾉ)ノ

For me who like "preservation of the natural form"

feel inferior to kill original taste of natural stones.

But they are his stone.....

Let's varnish them.

I varnished.....

That's right!

This is the exact color we looked at the coast!

Not too bad, glossing wax is ♪

And Berserk Choco-Natto.

Put it in a freezer as it's choco melted a little.

Pull it out from freezer when it iced.

Beat by a hammer

Let's eat it!

Mumble... Mumble...（￣〜￣；）

...........It's a taste of popular choco and soy.

I predicted it taste awful,

I can eat all of it.

.............No biggy.

Loading up Vegetable Juice

I use "野菜一日これ一本" habitually

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(Japanese vegetable Juice).

I gulp it as every day as possible.

I have stocked up on by 2 cases

in my well-known website.

2 cases is 48 juices in it,

when I order it

I have to fill in "48" in quantity blank.

Last August,

domestic stock had gotten fewer.

I became eager to order 2 cases

when I remember it suddenly

at midnight I couldn't sleep, I tried it.

Website was renewed,

but I who tired ordered goods as usual

without checking any changed contents.

A few days passed,

baggages of vegetable juices reached me.

It was 48 juices as my requested..........

↑

not true...

I received 48 cases.

When this website was renewed,

rule of numerical quantity was converted too.

From now,

if I want to get 2 cases

I should fill in "2", ok☆(←Belated Effort

12 juices in a case.

How many juices in 48 cases?................v(＠∀＠)v

Pretty much by definition,

I was charged that kind of money!

Over one hundred thousand yen! (about 1244$

lol

Expiration date is 10th June at this year...

If I drink up 576 juices until that day,

I should do gulp 3 juices everyday by myself♪

I can't do!

Even so I shared with my friends, acquaintances, neighbors,

vegetable juices are spare till now.

It's almost 10th June.

Shoot!(ノД`)・゜・。

Courage Test

One Holiday at last month.

I drove to Mt.Oohira with my parents.

I climbed up the mountain

from the darkish road in North.

Narcissus of this year is malconformation,

so it flower petal open too broad.

While babble ceaselessly,

we rolled up the tea house at the summit!

I wanted to eat

a bowl of rice topped with Yakitori.(o≧∇≦)o

Ke"A bowl of rice topped with Yakitori, please. ^ ^"

Cl "Sorry, it was sold out.(´∩｀;) "

Ke "(＠゜Д゜＠；)Aya!"

As I recall,

that day was Monday.

The day before Monday should had been great success.

........Monday is the danger day ( jotting φ(.. )

Ke " Titake Udon

(wheat noodle topped with Lactarius volemus)

& Rolled Egg, please. ；△；"

I don't want to climb this mountain at Sunday....

Because.....

I'm critically determined to practice exercise Shino-bue(篠笛)

when I come to Mt.Oohira.

篠 mean about "Bamboo".

笛 mean about "flute".

篠笛 mean about "Japanese transverse bamboo flute".

In real part,

I will play this flute in front of a large audience.

Practice in my house can't discipline my mind.

I'll go to practice it to here at Sunday many people gathers

if close to real part day.

I beat fast now even so it is Monday!┗（|||｀□´|||;;）┛

When I finished to practice 2-3 tracks,

a clerk brought our dishes.

With konjac(devil's tongue) topped with miso(bean paste).

I divided konjac & fried egg equally among three by use cutter.

We enjoyed dishes in open terrace.

Delicious^〜^

After eating

I practiced about 3 tracks.

I can't play Shino-bue cleverly still......

I feel heat when I mistake（;≧皿≦）

Everyone's eyes seem less annoying

than when I went last time around.

I developed immunity to anyone's eyes.

even so I get nervous & excited.

I'll come this mountain again.

As a matter of course at business day!

When I carried back bowls to clerk,

I made the greeting to Chai (poster cat of tea house).

He is a stray cat 11 months old and friendly.

We went down a mountain

after I was showed interesting photo book by a clerk.

It was good drive.

Fried Chicken taste Plastic

One Japanese talent says

"I hate fried gristle of chicken,

it taste plastic! "

I have ever eaten this fried chicken unwisely.

But

when I eat feeling the most plastic, plastic......

I have a feeling "It taste plastic".

Even so it taste plastic,

tasty food is delicious!ヾ(≧ー≦)ゞ

Amusing Story heard in Junior High School

When I went crass trip in my junior high school,

I feel I have been heard this story by my friend.

vaguely remember......

No.1

During English crass,

a schoolboy catches some zzz's.

All of teacher & classmates

doesn't get up him

because he has good sleep.

English crass is end,

he continues to sleep at recess time,

Japanese crass starts.

Content of crass is

about 4 characters idioms today.

A teacher wakes up to him sleeping,

he get up him and

said him feels half awake to that

Te "Answer a meaning of 「暗中模索」(an-chu-mo-saku)."

He "Aren't you Mosaku?"

classmates Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||) ∑(ﾟ□ﾟ;) Σ(ﾟДﾟ;) ∑(´･ω･|||) (((( ;ﾟДﾟ))))

...............therefore he is got up too hastily

he thinks that this crass is English Crass yet.

So he thinks his question is that

"Answer a meaning of [Aren't you Mosaku?]".

暗 mean about "dark".

中 mean about "in".

模索 mean about "grope".

In fact,

暗中模索 mean about "grope in the dark(＝feel one's way)"

No.2

Tatsuya seeks to write a homework composition,

but he don't know what write......

Vexed Tatsuya goes to his mother

does the housework busily.

Ta "Mom, please tell me how to write a composition. "

Mo "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later. "

He writes "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later." in copy-paper.

It's not enough sentences,

he goes to his kid brother to consult.

Ta "Hey, What do you think I write a composition? "

Ki "Ultraman! (japanese hero) "

His kid brother doesn't hear what Tatsuya says

because he intently watches TV.

He writes "Ultraman!" in copy-paper.

Even so it's not enough sentences,

he goes to his elder brother to help.

Ta "Well, I can't write a composition.

What should I do? "

Br "I'll go to see you by bike! "

His elder brother avidly calls his girlfriend,

he is oblivious that Tatsuya closes in him.

He writes "I'll go to see you by bike! "

And, he gives over and sleeps.......

Next day...

Teacher let her students read their homework compositions.

On Tatsuya's turn.

Sh "Now, Tatsuya, please read you composition. "

Ta "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later. "

Sh "What's?! Tatsuya, Do you think what is teacher? "

Ta "Ultraman! "

Sh "................ Hey Tatsuya, Come on teacher's office later. "

Ta "I'll go to see you by bike! "

I can't remember what he do after this.

I very worry.........└(・ω・。)┐