Amusing Story heard in Junior High School

When I went crass trip in my junior high school,

I feel I have been heard this story by my friend.

vaguely remember......

No.1

During English crass,

a schoolboy catches some zzz's.

All of teacher & classmates

doesn't get up him

because he has good sleep.

English crass is end,

he continues to sleep at recess time,

Japanese crass starts.

Content of crass is

about 4 characters idioms today.

A teacher wakes up to him sleeping,

he get up him and

said him feels half awake to that

Te "Answer a meaning of 「暗中模索」(an-chu-mo-saku)."

He "Aren't you Mosaku?"

classmates Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||) ∑(ﾟ□ﾟ;) Σ(ﾟДﾟ;) ∑(´･ω･|||) (((( ;ﾟДﾟ))))

...............therefore he is got up too hastily

he thinks that this crass is English Crass yet.

So he thinks his question is that

"Answer a meaning of [Aren't you Mosaku?]".

暗 mean about "dark".

中 mean about "in".

模索 mean about "grope".

In fact,

暗中模索 mean about "grope in the dark(＝feel one's way)"

No.2

Tatsuya seeks to write a homework composition,

but he don't know what write......

Vexed Tatsuya goes to his mother

does the housework busily.

Ta "Mom, please tell me how to write a composition. "

Mo "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later. "

He writes "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later." in copy-paper.

It's not enough sentences,

he goes to his kid brother to consult.

Ta "Hey, What do you think I write a composition? "

Ki "Ultraman! (japanese hero) "

His kid brother doesn't hear what Tatsuya says

because he intently watches TV.

He writes "Ultraman!" in copy-paper.

Even so it's not enough sentences,

he goes to his elder brother to help.

Ta "Well, I can't write a composition.

What should I do? "

Br "I'll go to see you by bike! "

His elder brother avidly calls his girlfriend,

he is oblivious that Tatsuya closes in him.

He writes "I'll go to see you by bike! "

And, he gives over and sleeps.......

Next day...

Teacher let her students read their homework compositions.

On Tatsuya's turn.

Sh "Now, Tatsuya, please read you composition. "

Ta "Yeah, yeah, I'll do later. "

Sh "What's?! Tatsuya, Do you think what is teacher? "

Ta "Ultraman! "

Sh "................ Hey Tatsuya, Come on teacher's office later. "

Ta "I'll go to see you by bike! "

I can't remember what he do after this.

I very worry.........└(・ω・。)┐