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Showing posts with label accident. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Door is open

Pekin(my pet dog ♀) often breaches of prison from her cage.
I ragged on her every times she breached of prison,
so she became not to breach even if the door was open.

Now, she never exit from door of cage.

Such being the case,
she became to make appeals "Let me out! " from up-door.

Umm..... Do you know the door open?

Friday, August 22, 2014

In Key Human


Gridlock before entrance of my house.

I had come out without my house key again. (o_ _)o

My mother was in my house when I come out,
but entrance door was locked when I back home.

I feel like she went and buy something.

I let her break off shopping to back home and unlock the key of door.

Sorry.(;o;)

Friday, November 29, 2013

No in the key Dog

Article of In Key Dog.


Today's Pekin is greatest
because she got a haircut so sporty,
doesn't lock my car,
and sits in front with the driver quiet.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Cockateel Occupies


Pee(cockateel, ♂) commandeered my right knee. lol

U, um........
I want to go to a restroom.(;m;)

Monday, June 24, 2013

Generation Gap in Emergency

During the summer festival recently,
Mr. Yuhi( nearby elder man) came down with heat disorder.
So the festival suspended.

Expeditious measures & good favor of the people around him
helped him to come to himself again,
and a emergency car brought him to a nearby hospital.

The chaperon of him was my mother
because his wife had not came the festival.

Mr. Yuhi had been invited to go the festival by us,
my dad should had escorted him essentially.
But we had remained roles in the festival.

He wasn't able to escort even so wanted to.

The festival finished at the same time when we played our roles.
When I made a a sweep to find my dad to tidy up,
he disappeared in a puff of smoke. (oh, no!

I asked Mr. Kanetani.

Ke"Do you know where is my father? "

Ka"He only just went to the hospital with
  Mr. Toribayashi(his friend). "

Ke"Huh?! By taxi?"

Ka"No, by the car. "

Ke"He was drinking so he should be blown away now!
  Whose car did he ride? "

Ka"Uh, the car of Shatei. ^ ^"

Ke"Who is Shatei? "

Ka"What? Shatei is Shatei.
  You know...... hmm...... I dried up his name.... "

Ke"Is there a person be acquainted with
   my father or Mr. Toribayashi? "

Ka"No! Not really!
  You know...... Oh, What is his name???
  That's Shatei! (angering. lol "

Ke" Gah..... Shoot!
  I didn't be prescribed anything by him,
  I can start to tidy up, can't I? "

Ka"I think so. "


I loaded many devices onto a truck,
and thanked the planning community members
"Please put this truck here one night
 Because driver is not here. m(_ _)m"
I received OK from them and
made courtecy calls to other members.

Then, I called my dad & mother.

Ke"I finished all of our roles,
  I will go home after drive Mr. Kanetani to his house.
  Do you in the hospital or my house? "

Mo"We are in my house now.
  we were able to be in contact with family of Mr.Yuhi,
  he arose from sleep and got a clean bill of health.
  His family brought him home.
  Will both of you come on my home? "


We came home.


I reported after the fact of time my dad disappeared to them,
and
they reported what's been going in the hospital to me.

In listening bit by bit,
we talked until when my dad drove to the hospital.

Ke"Whose car drive you to the hospital? "

Da"I called Masaru,  so got picked up his car. "

(Keノ゚ρ゚)ノ  What?! 
...............................(Keノ`□´)ノ Whaaaaaaaaaaatttt?! 


Ka"Oh, you're right! He is Masaru. (^▽^) "

Ke"Masaru is my younger brother! 
  I wouldn't come across clearly 
  if you had called my younger brother "Shatei"! "

Ka"No, I had often called him "Shatei" in my days and age. "

(Keー◇ー)Cor-blimey!!!!!!!!! 

Younger brother is called "Otouto" in Japanese. 
Underling of Yakuza(Japanese mafia) called "Shatei". 


Mr. Kanetani is 74 YRS in this year,
who born before the Second World War.


I have recognized that
"Shatei" mean about
a younger man whom make a friend of
just like real brother without blood relationship.


Ke"Can I call him "Shatei"
  even if we are real sister and brother? "

Ka"Of course, OK. (prompt reply) "


Really?!

I cried out Generation Gap in the center of Tochigi prefecture!

。゜゜(´□`。)°゜。Wah! 


This story of GG became amusing story 
in an ordinary way. 
Gap in emergency is very awful 
because set up heavy discommunication! 

Shoot..... 
I can't lough even now I remember that. o┤*´Д`*├o

Only consolation was what 
Mr.Yuhi was pulled back to consciousness. 

It was bad festival for my heart 
that is rarely seen. (;◇;)

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Viper Hamburger (Note:Gross

I went to JAPAN SNAKE CENTER 
in Gunma Prefecture with my uncle.


After I inquired at reception as to viper dish,
we were given a restaurant on the 2nd floor. 


We saw hamburger, spitchcock, roasted viper
and more were on the menu.

Keima"Which dish is easy to eat for the first? "

Owner"Of course, is is hamburger.
It is difficult for the first to eat drawing off
many bones in spitchcock & roaster viper. "

Ke "Well, 2 hamburgers, please.
I can't much dish,
so I want my hamburger to 松 course.
He can much dish,
 so his hamburger is 梅course, please."

Ow"OK (^v^)
You came at good time!
Now viper's spawning season,
so you can eat to not only viper's meats but eggs. "

When brought out it,
he showed us viper.

Ow"This is it's fangs♪
This is it's belly, feel it.
It is many eggs in there.^ ^" 

(Ke;o;)"Wow! How flabby!
It is sort of belly of Mantis. "(close to tear....

He was opening 2 vipers with cleaver smoothly.  


At first,
Vital Blood(liver in). Red shot glass♪

Ow"I put a few drop of alcohol in it
  try not to congeal blood.
  You can finish one glass it♪
  Because it isn't simply smell fishy.(^ω^)
  It is a liver in the bottom of glass.
  Please drink it without biting the liver so acerbic."

It didn't surely smell fishy,
and it tasted like boiled Soba water.
It didn't absolutely taste like blood.
I felt a little acerbic just passing top of tongue
without biting.


At this time,
my uncle's expression showed a desire to drink. lol

Ke"Um, a viper sake to him, please. "


Ke"Do you pickle this viper in distilled spirit for plum wine? "

Ow"Not really. It is not so easy to add a nice taste. "
  We can't drink it without pickle it in over 70 alcoholic proof over 3 years.
  This viper sake have been pickled within 20 years, so strong.(^w^). "

He drinks distilled spirit below 10 alcoholic proof at other time.
He looked likely to be difficult to drink it even with weaken a lot.


When owner finished to open 2 vipers,
he showed us eggs before cocking. 


Ow"If you had come sooner season to here,
  you could have eaten beautiful egg. (^ ^)
  Now,
  viper cub became figure of viper in this egg.
  Here. This black body is viper cub.(ー∀ー)

(Ke;∀;)For real!
     Figure of viper forms in eggs.
     We will eat this from now lololololol!


After Owner have disappeared into kitchen,
we were waiting tremulously to dishes were delivered
hearing the sound baste something. "bang! bang! bang! "
((((゜д゜;Keima)))) ((((゜д゜;Uncle)))) 

Viper Hamburger was delivered. 


Ke"Um, rice please.
  His rice is extra-large helping. "

Ow"Er, I can make rice at only next dining hall.
  That dining hall closes on business days.
  I can only cock viper today, sorry.(>ω<)"

...........If viper hamburger have taste brackish,
I would stowed a generous amount of rice
with it in my mouth to eat all fooling its taste.
But this presumptuous breakthrough got cold. orz

This restaurant have given us the highest-quality service
that sate only viper without rice! \(^o^)/


(Ow>∀<)ノ
"It is easy to eat this,
because I crushed its bones and put them in hamburger.
Eggs were fried, livers were raw.
Be my guest♪"

We were eating them
hearing Owner's history that he had lead with viper.
It seem that he likes viper as large as life,
he glows in his eyes when he talking about viper.

"I have lead a life with viper during 30 years,
I have had 7 times to be bitten
and 2 times to brush with death. (^◇^)
So I had taken antitoxin 2 times.
There is not any potion to kill poison of viper,
I have nothing to do but take antitoxin my body.
But serological reaction(they say life-threatening) may appear,
I can't just take it. "

Ke"It's a job. "

Ow"This is the photo when I had life-threatening.^v^
I had admitted myself to hospital at that time.
It was very beautiful & cleanly hospital,
and I thought that's why all inpatient were only women.
As a matter of fact,
it was obstetrics and gynecology department. lololol"

When didn't finish eat all still,
we were showed a photo that his body was become swollen,
so our appetite died down.

My appetite died!\(^o^)/

It was anything but taste brackish.
We were pretty new in this taste.


Hamburger is resilient of bones,
and match luscious source.
It seem to be excellent with alcohol♪


Believing owner's good word,
I took a tentative bite viper egg.
Velvety food texture feel like eat soft toe &
sweet taste feel like eat the yellow of an egg
were mouth-filling.
Except, my tongue steady felt
figure of small snake fall out from egg,
startle of the moment was deep(;∀;)


I feel most uncomfortable to eat liver.

Ke"I am bad at liver.(>n<)"

Ow"It will be all right!
  It is easy to eat it so soft unlike porcine liver.
  Please take a tentative bite it.(^▽^)"

Size of this liver is very small that I can eat it in one go.
I have a fear of irredeemable taste,
so I couldn't try to tentative bite.
But Owner was blithe & get-tough. lolol

Whatever happens happens! Snap!

.............He was absolutely right.
Naturally, I should take expert's words.

Liver of viper is tender, easy to bite,
and sweet taste as well as its egg.


I became partial to its egg & liver by having a bite.


I was getting used to taste of its hamburger at last
when eat the last of hamburger.

(Ke;ーωー)=3
Belch....That was delicious meat!

Ow"It were viper's soap stocks in source & hamburger.
Thin down it and drink, please.^ω^
Do low pressure good♪"

He added hot water in our dishes.

(Ke・△・)Really?!
I'm bothered by low pressure!

Ow"So you should attend this restaurant periodically.^^"

.................Great!


I & my uncle were full stomachs.
My brain was obsessed with  information of viper.
We left the shop after dub in.

We could catch a meat in a joyful way
by grace of Owner's character.

We couldn't eat half of them
without his cheerful amiable character.


Preconceived idea is not good(;◇;)

Friday, March 23, 2012

The Dog locks Key of Car

My dad & mother drove to bank 
to watch the sun set today. 


They had watched the sun set to their hearts contents 
leaving Pekin(my dog, 7 YRS,♀) wait in the car. 
When they returned the car, 
couldn't open any doors.

The key had been in the car 
because they had had gone out with the engine running. 
Only Pekin was in the car. 

What? This is ..................

In Key!!!!!!! 
(※Japanglish. mean about 
shutting yourself out of your car with the key left inside.)

Pekin might had pushed a all-lock button 
aside of driver seat during they had been letting out. 

Mom"But fear not! I have spare key! "
She made a search in her pocket at speed. 

................................ Nothing. 

Mom"Oh! Spare key is in my bag in this car! "


Is it In Key +In Key? 
Do you want to die? lol

Even after she was fortunate to have cell-phone, 
car dealer didn't answer the phone. 
So had come to a standstill. 

State of things had been discovered 
when I had called her didn't come home. 
Mom could gotten a connection with the car dealer 
as soon as I had rushed into them. 
We had been waiting for a rescue. 

The day had completely set in, of course. 


Well then, let me introduce Pekin that In Key Dog! 

"1 hour from when In Key accident was discovered. "

"1 hour during we had been trying to
lead Pekin to push the release button. "

=Pekin did never to push the button.
=It was needlessness that travail of 2 hours. orz



After a short time......

Messiah(Car Engineer) came!!!!(・∀・)

Pekin had been watching for job performance of him......
It was about 30 minutes when he worked.

rattle..... rattle...... rattle............. flicked.

Opened the door!!!!ゞ( ̄∇ ̄;)ノ

We barely had make a coming back home!
゜(´□`。)°゜。Waaahhh! 

About 2 hours 30 minutes during we had been gotten stuck.

We could come home
when said apologizing & thanks to the engineer.


After we had gotten home,
Pekin had become spoiled as if nothing had happened.
What evil face! lolol

It is awful just like characters of films of Jan Švankmajer
lolol

I put her in her cage earlier than usual
therefore I stuck in my craw.

Reflect on what you did done a little! lol

Pow! (Pe^._+^ )☆ヾ( ̄ヘ ̄;Ke)

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Kid's Blind Side

There is this road in my home area.

A drug store stands on along a road,
with highway crossing,
standing far in the distance.

When crossing bars downs,
you can see long queues of cars positively.

When took this road by on my way home from work,
my car lined in procession.

After got the car in neutral gear,
I casually had been viewing of drug store
pressing the brake pedal.
About 4 cars in the parking area.


Then, he might finish his shopping,
a boy (about 2 grade elementary school)
came running out of entrance of the store.

He slipped behind a black big car swiftly,
looked at the entrance that he has just left briefly.

|ω・)glom

|ω○)glahm

|ω◎)glance



Admittedly suspicious-looking boy 
belabored glances once or twice,,,,,,,,,,,






Suddenly he took off his pants!

!( ̄[] ̄;car A)
!=( ̄□ ̄;car B)⇒
Σ( ̄ε ̄;|||carC

!┏(_□_Keima:)┓
!┗┃ ̄□ ̄;car D┃┓ 


Not only that,
he started urinating standing up. orz
He was sliding glances to the entrance
at various times during his urinating.

The black big car might be his parent's car,
He wanted to get over wee-wee
making sure his parents(would be in the store) found out.

He should had been not himself
because if his parent found his urinating behind car,
he would get scorched. lol 


Let me think......
I'm a female
so I don't know mind of men urinating standing up.

In the meantime.......

We can see your urinating. lololol

Though your mother wouldn't pick up a fact,
all of car parade behind you were seeing your urinating.

We are all witness! lololol


I couldn't see what eventually happened to him
because crossing bar upped
so I should drive of before his carelessness finished.
Meh, he wouldn't had been found out.

You must been happy about that.^^(?)


At any rate,
I had encountered massive seen... lol